#FedFeed – Yet more creepy patents from USPTO

Welcome to the #FedFeed, a daily collection of federal ephemera gathered from social media and presented for your enjoyment.

It’s the final week of #creepyIP from USPTO. Here’s what they came up with:

Anything with eyes that isn’t alive is automatically creepy. Especially if they move.

Creepy? I don’t know. Paranoid? Absolutely. Every doomsday prepper should have at least one.

This was clearly invented by diaper companies.

Didn’t I see this on Scooby Doo?