What if the 820,000 federal workers and retirees in today's five primary states voted as a bloc? Senior Correspondent Mike Causey says in most states they'd pi...
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The numbers are the same for the Democrats. But the delegate count is different. For instance:
It’s a winner-take-all deal for Florida, Missouri and Ohio.
Pundits abound. Some think today’s vote (if it goes badly for them) could force Rubio and/or Kasich to drop out. Others say that if Sanders doesn’t pull another Michigan-style upset he’s toast.
For both parties there is the 800-pound elephant in the room that everybody is watching. That would be love-him-or-loathe-him billionaire Donald Trump. He’s been the big, consistent winner capturing more than one-third of the GOP vote and terrorizing nearly two-thirds of it. Most of all, the so-called GOP establishment who, months ago figured one of their more “moderate” candidates would be well ahead, and maybe even the winner after today’s results are in.
And now, my predictions for who will win the five-state mega prizes. If I do not pick at least four of the five winners, in both the Democratic and Republican races, I will publicly burn my Inside The Beltway Hotshot Political Analyst card and decoder ring. Here goes, first the GOP winner-take-all delegates in Florida will be …
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(Editors Note: Because of a technical problem the last portion of today’s Federal Report cannot be retrieved at this point. It will run in this space on Wednesday when Mr. Causey’s predictions for the Tuesday winners will appear in this space on Wednesday).
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