For many federal workers there is one place you don\'t go, don\'t touch. It\'s their G-spot which, in this case, refers to the giant Group Plan, the FEHBP, Senior...
In some cultures, insulting a man’s wife, horse, hound dog or favorite football team (not necessarily in that order) means a duel to the death. There are some places it is best not to go.
Call it the G (as in GETAWAY) Spot. It can mean pleasure or pain.
For some federal workers and retirees, the touch-it-and-you-die G Spot is their “group” health plan: The FEHBP. Many love and appreciate the cradle-to-grave coverage, variety of choices (and premiums) and that the government pays on average about 70 percent of the premium. And they like the annual open seasons and the fact that nobody can be rejected because of age, health, hobbies, vices or preexisting conditions.
But a large number of workers and retirees are convinced that the program — which covers members of Congress, federal judges, CIA operatives , IRS agents, Social Security programmers and postal clerks — is among the worst in the nation. Many of the objections come from childless couples who resent paying the same premiums as families with lots of kids. Or seniors who wonder why they have to pay for people who need maternity benefits. Or younger workers who see no value in paying for the ailments of the elderly.
Friday’s column, which pointed out that the FEHBP program is a group plan, hit a nerve. For instance:
“The best way to solve the fairness and many other problems is to expand Medicare and make it available to all people regardless of age — one insurance plan for hundreds of millions of people regardless of age and employment status. Other countries do it. This would minimize administrative and other costs associated with the unnecessary complexity of the current system(s).” George Uriano
“What they really are saying is, “I’m fine with them subsidizing me when I need it, but not with me subsidizing them when they need it.” Paul Davison (Perry, Georgia)
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A Florida lawmaker would like to repeal the state law outlawing “dwarf tossing,” a form of barroom entertainment involving exactly what it sounds like. The legislator arguing for reinstatement of the practice says it could help create jobs and that the law banning it is yet another example of intrusive government regulation, according to The Palm Beach Post.
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