Birthday parties, prison visits or quality time with Marlon Brando reincarnated as a 23-pound cat. Those are just some of the ways Washington area feds spen...
Disasters often mean the very worst, which is probably why they’re called disasters.
But they can also bring out the best in people both while they are going on, and even more so after the fact. Look at how individuals, charities, neighbors, local, state and the federal government are responding to victims of Hurricane Sandy. The cleanup and restoration will take a lot longer than the event itself.
Although we were braced for the worst, most of us in the D.C. area dodged the big bullet that hit coastal Virginia, Maryland, Delaware, New Jersey and New York big time.
Nonemergency feds here, in Baltimore and parts of New York, got Monday and Tuesday off. By Tuesday, many New Yorkers couldn’t get to work if they wanted to. Some who made it in couldn’t go home.
Thursday’s column was about how those of us who had to work Monday and Tuesday coped. The entire Federal News Radio crew made it in (some never went home). We had no casualties, although somebody ate somebody’s yogurt stored in our communal fridge and the closest Starbucks subbed decaf Americano for regular coffee. Life is tough.
So how did folks fare during the hurricane holiday? Here are some first-person accounts:
“Anyway, all in all, it was great — I got four cases complete and ready for signature; my house and roof are intact; and my Neo still thinks I’m a Goddess — life is good!!!” — Dixie
“I appreciate the decision to let us stay home. However I think more of us should be grateful that we got paid for staying home rather than complaining about having to come in to work on Wednesday.” — Made In The Shade
Tip Of The Hat Time To…
IRS’s Frank Keith, after a mere 37 years, is heading into retirement. He started as a taxpayer service rep in Providence and moved up into the senior leadership team in the 1990s. Commissioner Doug Shulman said Keith is the best of the best. Terry Lemons moves up to the top media job effective Monday. Nice going Frank!
NEARLY USELESS FACTOID
By Jack Moore
In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, a San Diego criminal lawyer is warning that taking out one of the walking dead could result in criminal charges — for desecration of a corpse.
“A defense lawyer would most likely be able to fight the charges if you were acting in self defense, but if you killed the zombies when you were not in danger, you could be subject to charges,” according to the lawyer.
(Source: Mental Floss)
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