If there’s a government shutdown next year, in late 2020, will air traffic controllers on paid parental leave actually get paid? Or will they have to wait like their coworkers until the shutdown is over for Uncle Sam to show them the money?
Silly question, right? Or is it!
If there is a government shutdown this time next year, which is highly possible, will FBI agents, federal firefighters and various inspectors on paid parental leave still have to come back to work like their colleagues who are forced to work during shutdowns?
Again, get real, right? Nobody would design a system like that. Nobody is that stupid. Or would they, and are they? In fact, have they already got a working model in which you are one of the many moving parts?
No doubt greater minds have considered those scenarios and solved them during the decade-long drive to win the benefit — 12 weeks paid leave — for government workers who become new parents. But the fact that some people have asked it illustrates how wacky shutdowns, usually triggered by a Congress-versus-White House power play, really are.
It’s hard to imagine a company in business to make, or for that matter launder money would shutdown its operations to make a point — even if it had one. It is even harder to imagine an outfit locking some people out of the office while forcing others to come to work without paying them. If that happened in the real world federal inspectors would be all over them.
But since shutdowns, like the 35-day nonevent last December and January, are limited to the government many of the rules that apply to others don’t apply. In the private sector unions sometimes strike and take the financial consequences to win a benefit or make a point. In government it works the other way: The CEO and the board of directors (the president and usually the House of Representatives) go on strike because they haven’t done their jobs. Since they make the rules, they continue on the payroll while the foot-soldiers under them either work or go into standby mode.
It hard imagine any organization other than the federal government that shuts down, then partially reopens, then orders workers on travel to return and those on vacation to stop having fun.
Its also hard to imagine that this same outfit, Uncle Sam as directed by the politicians, still haggling in court over how to handle a shutdown that took place in 2013, six years ago. In a case brought by the American Federation of Government Employees, the judge ruled that more than 21,000 feds who were forced to work during that shutdown were due not only pay, which they finally got, but also that the employees were due damages, which they will get — someday. Which will come from you unless you’ve found a way to avoid those pesky federal taxes.
This is from folks whose operation has a monopoly on both printing currency and then recollecting it via taxes. Now that’s a business plan!
Shutdowns always last a lot longer than the official calendar shows. Past shutdowns are still working their way through various courts, and some may not be finalized before you retire.
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